queenof420:

The one good thing about having large hands is when someone says “only take a handful” and you’re like

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  • me: my arm hurts
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: my eyes hurt
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a nosebleed
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i have a fever
  • mom: are you sure it's not the heat from the computer
  • me: im pregnant
  • mom: it's the computer
  • me: i fell down the stairs & hurt my tailbone
  • mom: the computer pushed you didnt it

johnentwlstle:

it literally stresses me out how much good music there is that i still haven’t listened to

heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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porndirector:

When I get hit on

allons-brie:

AU where we’re all well rested and everyone loves their job

In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water.

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

grumpysalmon:

*gets hit by a car* good

gnarly:

that one person everyone loves and you’re just like

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